Celebrity Toe-Jam

Kate Upton

2011-02-23T09:51:00.000-08:00

KATE UPTON'S FEET and TOES

Oh how the mighty have fallen! I mean, this blog is called CELEBRITY Toe Jam and now Kate Upton, a nobody, a model that happened to appear in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, a person who is such no-celebrity that they Google their own name each and every day just to see what was written about them, is on Celebrity Toe Jam... I better change the name for this post to Models who may make it Toe Jam, just this once.

Anyway the reason I was bringing Ms. Upton to your consideration my freaky readers is simple: Don’t you think that Ms. Upton would serve humanity better as a porn star? I mean, there is nothing exceptional about her looks (well, nothing other than her being superbly HOT!). She doesn’t jump at me as a personality but rather a clothes hanger type model...

Am I alone here????

Oh and about her feet: Standard issue model feet, big feet (as they tend to be tall, those models), long toes but nothing ugly about them. Some of you may even find her feet sexy but as for me, I am bored, really bored by Ms. Upton.

I think I may stop now, I am falling asleep at the keyboard!

Malin Akerman

2011-02-16T10:26:00.000-08:00

MALIN AKERMAN'S FEET AND TOES

So what do we have here? I will tell you: the exact opposite of Megan Fox (from the last post). This woman is everything a guy should look for in a woman: Pretty, smart, funny, Talented and not that I know her or anything but from interviews I have seen, she has got a freaky (cool) side to her.

But this is celebrity feet blog so let’s get the ugly truth out in the open: She has webbed toes on her right foot. This used to be a big no-no for me at some point. However, since I have grown as a person (don’t worry I am still a douche...) I tend to skip minor details for the overall picture... so while she does not have the world’s most perfect feet, she will do... more than do... she is everything you freaks should aspire to find in a woman. Now get to jerking off and finish before reading my next hate filled paragraph.

Malin Akerman is everything that old bitch, Carmen Diaz, was supposed to be... however, Carmen chose to get old childless ( a career choice of a bitter cold bitch) and I bet that by the parade of guys who have passed through that meat hole she calls a vagina , she will also get old without a man to love her. I don’t mean she won’t have a man, she is good looking enough to get someone to pound her and in a hormone induced fit that poor sap may even admit his "love" for her... what I meant that she won’t ever have true love. Anyway back to Malin - this woman is a ray of sunshine is every movie she plays in. As a small non-VIP type guy, I think she is what old time movie actresses used to be, awe inspiring.

Bottom line mother fuckers: Malin is great and if you got problems with her feet (justified problems, I must admit), get the fuck over it. I like her and that should be enough for you morons with small dick and deformed vaginas (I know there are women among you) to go on.

Megan Fox

2011-02-07T11:29:00.001-08:00

MEGAN FOX'S FEET AND TOES

Oh Megan, how you blew it! I mean you were on top of the world, the new starlet to capture Hollywood's eye (and pretty much every man's desire, even if it was only for a one night stand). But you blew it and not by accident but by hard work. I mean, how stupid can you be? You knew you're not smart, I mean, I am sure you must have known or at least your unemployed boyfriend (now husband) must have known... how come no one told you to shut your trap? Why did you have to say everything that is stupid and provocative? In the name of what? of being seen as a smart person? WTF was going through your peanut brain?

Anyway, nowadays you’re a nobody (I really had to think hard if to even include you in this blog as you are not a celebrity anymore (maybe a Z list celebrity)... but you are a hot piece of ass so I figured, I might as well give my sick readers a reason to wank off to your cute feet.

YES, I said it, you have cute feet! (Although you may want to rethink those red flip-flops I see in almost every second picture in the collection I have)...

So bottom line: You're pretty. You have an issue with your thumbs (what’s up with that?). Your feet are absolutely cute. Your mouth should remain shut from now until eternity. As for your future in the entertainment industry, I got one word for you: PORN!

Kate Hudson

2009-08-11T11:08:00.001-07:00

KATE HUDSON'S FEET AND TOES

Hey guys, I know it has been a long time, but the wait is over and I am back with a SUPER post of one of my favorite girls - KATE HUDSON! I just saw her in the unrated DVD release of My Best Friend's Girl which is a side splitting funny movie so rent it!

What can I say about this babe, she is cute, hugable yet a little naughty and definitly in need of a good spanking! (only if she is into it...). I like, very much like, what I see here.

Small boobs (a must for every ass-man, big boobs are so in the way and god forbid you have to grow old with your lady, the boobs become a real mess as she ages), very nice body, and what a cute face.

And now to the most important part (for you, freaks), her feet: I think she has the cutest feet out there. While they are not super sexy, they are definitly cute and come without any major flaws....

Kate, you were just entered into my shortlist.... Oh, and FUCK A-ROD the D-Bag who dates this pretty face for yelling at her for denting his gay-mobile (AKA his SUV).... real men dont bitch because their ride got crushed by their girlfriend! They let her make it up to them AFTER they calm her down and make sure she didnt break her vagina... So Fuck you A-Rod for being a douchbag and for yelling at your too-hot-to-date-you girlfriend and Kate, you can do much better.

Gossip Girls' Blake Lively

2009-07-13T09:07:00.000-07:00

BLAKE LIVELY'S FEET AND TOES

I do not have much to say: plain feet for plain girl. I havent watched the show so I do not really know whats her story and if she is a little sex pot or not.

So just enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Feet and Naked Video

2009-07-03T16:19:00.000-07:00

BAR REFAELI'S FEET AND NAKED VIDEO!!!!

Freaks, I have to say, if I were into angelic beauty, Bar Refaeli would be my #1 choice. However, I am into the bad girl look so Leo DeCaprio or whomever is rocking this babe's snatch right now, have nothing to worry about.

I do have to say this: WOW... she projects such a clean look.... you almost want to kiss her just for being so beautiful.

I am very impressed. What a tasteful video... If you got a hard-on from it, youre going to hell!

THE WORLDS FUGLIEST FEET

2009-06-22T06:46:00.001-07:00

The Worlds Nastiest Feet As Presented By TMZ.COM

Hello boys and girls, I am back. I had a thought about selling the blog but after getting three indications from people who obviously lacked the balls and vision to go through with it, I am back here. Do me a favor, sign up to some of the porn sites I advertise so I can buy myself a decent shirt or at least buy me a cup of coffee once a month (press the BUY ME A CUP OF COFFEE button on the top right).

OK and now to business. TMZ had a foot fetish competition the other day and many people sent their feet pictures. While browsing through some of the atrocities people call feet, I decided that i should show you, the gourmet feet connoisseur what people (mainly brain dead women) consider pretty feet. BEWARE, VOMIT INDUCING PICTURES AHEAD!!!!

EXHIBIT 1 - Clueless fat woman:

Well friends, this beast probably packs a buck 75 or maybe even 2 bucks (175Lbs - 200Lbs). Besides being fat she also has no clue the webbed feet are not pretty. While not as fugly as the rest of the animal organs on this page, still, get a fucking clue! You got webbed feet! hide them!

EXHIBIT 2 - I am suffering from Dementia and I have Octopus toes

This woman actually think her feet are pretty... see the shoes she wore for the glamour shot of this nastiness? I have hard evidence that she tortured a Korean manicurist (aren’t they all Korean?) by forcing her to put French manicure on these hooves. I feel sorry for your man missy, and even sorrier if he has to suck those mangled boney long, semi-webbed toes. BARF!

EXHIBIT 3 - I took an acid bath and forgot all about it.

Well, I don’t know if this woman (could this be a man?) has a medical condition or she took some kind of acid bath that ate her toes away. But one thing I do know, If these were my feet, I would never show them in public. In fact, I call upon the police to issue a warrant for her / his arrest on grounds of disturbing the public (this is disturbing, isn't it?).

EXHIBIT 4 - I am Fat, I have Ugly Toes, I know it but still, let me show them.
Obviously this elephant of a woman decided that besides weighing 300 pounds and making every man on the street hug his wife and thank god that he doesn’t have to sleep with that mountain of fat, she also has to "entertain" the world with the nastiest combination of three toes every seen... by the look of it, she doesn’t have 5 toes! To me she or this is either a new species or an alien species in any case, further investigation must be conducted by the authorities... We cannot have this THING walk around among us.

EXHIBIT 5 - I haven't head sex ever and now my right hand has divorced me.

This better be a man... please god, make this a man. If this is a woman then, I have nothing further to say other than: I am sorry lady, but you must get a sex change operation because you have man feet. If this is a guy, then, DUDE, please feel free to cut off your nasty toes with a knife of a any other cutting appliance. WOW, first these are ugly feet on a good day, but then the fungus just seals the deal. BTW, I took the liberty of ordering a jerk off prostatic for you....(since his right hand divorsed him).

EXHIBIT 6 - I have no money and my face is ugly too (not to mention my feet)

You all know that this woman has an ugly mug... I mean, there is no way something beautiful resides above these disgusting feet. and using whiteout to paint her toes just shows class. Don’t you think?

EXHIBIT 7 - I am fat and stupid

Well, I already talked about webbed toes and fat women in Exhibit one. But this one is so clueless that she actually went and got manicure and painted those sausages pink. LADY, You have webbed toes. Don’t flaunt them, hide them!

EXHIBIT 8 - Its the attack of the skeleton man / woman

OK, first of all, I have no clue if this is a man or a woman, although by the look of the pinky, its a woman. Second of all, WTF is wrong with her to think that these toes are pretty? Boney, ugly and mashed together toes are never pretty. DEATH by closed shoes! These feet should never see daylight in public!

EXHIBIT 9 - The ugly mistress who has no clue she has ugly feet

OK, we all can see that this woman does not know how to paint her toes or that she goes to the blind Korean manicurist on the corner. Secondly, she never saw her friend's feet (unless her friends are exhibits 1 - 8 above) Your second toe from the right is WAY too long and your feet are too narrow. In short, nice touch with the rose, but you FAIL to present pretty feet. Get a fucking clue and NEVER wear open toed shoes!

EXHIBIT 10 - I am out of my mind and want everyone to know it.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is she missing a nail on her left big toe? I mean, I am speechless that this woman even had the courage to paint her own toes. Holly mother of god. Could you imagine the face connected to these feet? I say she is between 300 - 400 pounds and that Bigfoot or Sasquatch actually took her the Junior Prom but then decided that this is too much and is hiding in forests since afraid to take another look at these beauties. Barf bag please....

EXHIBIT 11 - I can make webbed toes look cute!

Guys, before I kill you with the worlds nastiest alien feet I would like to show you a princess!
This woman obviously is aware of her webbed toes and she knows that they are not normal and that she is a freak. BUT, she painted them nice pink, put them on a floor and just gave us a plain look at them. The result is CUTE... I wouldn’t call her feet pretty but she is pulling it off. Good for you!

EXHIBIT 12 - I am an Alien; take me to your leader.

I have nothing to say, even if you add the fifth (and MISSING) toe, these are ugly feet. Why bother painting those toes pink, please, dear god, tell me that this woman doesn’t think she is allowed or has the right by law to show her feet in public.

EXHIBIT 13 - I don’t know what to say.... God has a sense of humor, obviously.

I did not think anyone could top the four toe freak in Exhibit 12 but BAM I found her...

Would you look at this? He fourth toe is coming out from the middle of the foot.... WTF?
She should save all the pedicure money she can and upgrade to the four toe look because these feet are the WORLDS UGLIEST FEET! I would suck fungus infested feet before I would spend a night sleeping next to Mrs. I am an alien and I eat raw flesh here. Please, someone tell me that this is not a real picture and that heavy Photoshop work was done here.

All of the pictures were taken from http://www.tmz.com/ which is an awesome site, you guys should visit it!

Stephanie Seymour

2008-12-27T05:38:00.001-08:00

STEPHANIE SEYMOUR'S FEET AND TOE

In one word: WOW.

In every aspect: WOW.

This is a mother of four which I wouldnt mind having for a spin or a ride or anything she would want.

WOW!

Elizabeth Hurley

2008-12-25T07:29:00.001-08:00

ELIZABETH HURLEY'S FEET AND TOES

This is the best thing the British Empire gave the world. A woman with the look of an angel and the voice of a man...

I dont care that her big toe is fat... I dont care that she sounds like a dude.

I would love me some of that!

Njoy!

Tara Reid

2008-12-22T04:33:00.000-08:00

TARA REID'S FEET AND TOES

What can I say about Tara? In the days of American Pie she was everything I could want in a girl. And then she had to let us all see the drunken skunk she really is. How the mighty have fallen. Today I wouldn’t touch this meat hole with a 10 foot pole. Am I the only one who thinks everything about this girl is ugly? No more beauty (she is getting old fast - anyone who wants to do an ad about the damages of smoking and drinking, look no further), no more sexy (well unless you’re going for the used crack whore look, then get busy boyfriend, it doesn’t get any better than this), and she was never the smart funny girl (unless by smart and funny you really shoot for the drunk party girl who ends up wasted on the bathrooms floor with chunks of yesterday's dinner hanging from her hair as she lays there in her own vomit).

So enjoy the feet (subpar at best) but know that this one is not for me...

Madonna

2008-11-25T05:35:00.000-08:00

MADONNA'S FEET AND TOES

WOW, it has been a long time since I last posted. I apologize, its hard starting a new company AND keeping on top of celebrity toes.

Anyway, regarding Madonna, I am not a big fan. She's old and not sexy in my mind. But what do I know, the girl has been rocking the world for the better part of my life.

So enjoy! I will be back with more.

Kim Kardashian Cuts her Toe

2008-08-25T17:43:00.000-07:00

KIM KARDASHIAN FEET AND TOES

So today on TMZ they show closeups of Kim K's cut toe.

THIS MEANS THAT THYE FORCE ME TO DO A KIM K FOOT POST.

I will start by telling you that I think she is a big looser. I mean the girl can fuck, no doubt (see her home porn movie, its not bad) but DANG, that ass is just too big. And this is coming from an ass man. I would love me a girl with a nice round ass but Kim K's ass is like another person in the room...

I am sure some brothers are going to say I have no clue what I am talking about and they may be right, but this is my blog so I can say whatever the fuck I want.

Now here is a pose that kills it for me, any girl posing like this gets an immidiate stupid badge from me, I dont know why but to me, this pose says: Hey look, I am a stupid whore.

I will now shut up and let you see some of Kim K's foot pictures, at the end I put all the pictures from TMZ so enjoy.

Oh and before I really shut up, check out the NORMAL GUY RAP MOVIES at the end, I almost had a heart attack from laughing...this guy is good!

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Porn Star Chasey Lain is a Crackwhore

2008-08-22T18:09:00.000-07:00

This video makes the best case against drugs I have ever seen:

There was a time where I would give up my left nut to even be in the same room with this woman. This is why I was FLOORED when I saw this video....

Chasey Lane used to be so HOT and amazing yet see her now.

All because of fucking Crack addiction....

Kids, beware, this is what Crack will do to ya.....

Ashley Judd

2008-08-19T07:16:00.001-07:00

ASHLEY JUDD FEET AND TOES

Guys and Dolls, all I can say about her is that she has a classy look and her feet, while not amazing, dont look too bad.

I am bored. Really Bored. Give me some suggestions for new celebrities to explore.

Mena Suvari

2008-08-13T05:11:00.001-07:00

MENA SUVARI'S FEET AND TOES

DING DING DING, I think we have a winner!

Wow, when I started looking for her pictures I did it because I read somewhere (I think it was Celebrity Smack or some other celebrity blog) that she is into hard core S&M sex which is NICE SEXY TIME as Borat would say ( If you do not know who Borat is, go see the movie and don’t come back to this blog until you do!).

But then as I was evaluating her pictures I started noticing that the complete package here is a very attractive woman! I mean no specific feature in her ranks #1 to me but as a whole package (and remember the S&M motherfuckers) she definitely would be a keeper.

I mean any girl who can go from this:

To this:

Is someone I would spend the rest of my life with (obviously she would be dressed in tight leather outfits, get spanked and erotically tourtured occassionally and be servicing me day and night but that’s besides the point).

So Mena, whenever your flavor of the day is tall, dark, handsome , fit, can rock your world and also satisfy any freaky twist you may have, give me a call... (and dont worry, movie star or not, I pay for dinner, not because I am a chauvinistic douche bag , I just have some coin of my own).

AMY WINEHOUSE

2008-07-29T06:11:00.000-07:00

Amy Winehouse Feet and Toes

I have been looking for a long time for a picture of her feet. Yesterday I found the FIRST picture of her feet. She is so disgusting but I have to say, her feet are not bad.

Enjoy.

Jennifer Garner Closeup - HOLY CRAP!

2008-07-18T11:11:00.000-07:00

Guys,

TMZ just showed this today. I saw and almost fainted.

I have to admit, to me this is a deal killer. Jenn, you have the face of an angel but for a reverse foot fetish dude like me.... your Pinky is just too much to take.

Ever thought of surgery?

The Banners in the blog

2008-07-08T21:19:00.000-07:00

Guys,

Some of you may be shocked to see the banner ads that I put in the site. BUT I believe they represent the best of kink and porn the web has to offer. All pages linked are for trailers and promos. If you like the sites, join for some real high quality entertainment.

If you find this kind of stuff offensive, let me know.

If you enjoy this, also let me know, I got tons of other sites lined up to throw promos at you.

JULIA ROBERTS FEET

2008-07-06T06:25:00.001-07:00

JULIA ROBERTS' FEET and TOES

A promise is a promise, even if I dont have time. I apologize for taking so long guys. I am so freaking busy these days. So dont hate me for the short post.

The work on the PAY SITE is starting July 15th. Expect something in late september.

There will still be some free stuff on the site but the nice stuff, will be FOR PAY. Cost will be $5 per month or $50 per year. The site will be real cool with alerts sent when your favorit celebrity has new pics and a weekly news letter with news etc. I will also have an erotic writer write a story every week of a foot fetish fantasy (you guys can put your stories up too).

In any rate, its going to be classy without any cheasy sex shit (still there is going to be quality sex stuff there, you know my style by now).

OK and now to Julia: Maybe its just me but I never wanted this one. GEt this (its funny, I know) I always thought that her pussy is as wide and HUGE as her mouth....like a monster hole LOL. What a scary thought (and no, yours truely is not under equipped).....

As for the feet, they are cool with me, she has real nice ones. But her face..... I dont know....and that mouth..... holly mother of god.

HEIDI MONTAG'S FEET

2008-06-21T08:56:00.000-07:00

Hey guys (and gals) - Interesting, let me know your gender on the top left....I wonder how many women actually like to look at feet. Anyway, sorry for not posting recently, I am busy at work.However, Work on the pay site has started - $5 per month, $50 per year. Don’t freak out, after establishing your account, you can get credits by uploading celebrity foot pictures and as long as you do that you won’t have to pay.The site is going to rock and the inventory of pictures is going to be HUGE with more added daily!Just keep on checking here.Anyway, this week I decided to show you a nature freak: A DOG WITH A HORSE FACE...Ha Ha..... How ugly is this girl? Seriously...And her feet are all over the place with some toes leaning left and some right....WTF!I promise to do right by you guys. Don’t freak out about the PAY SITE.... the first month even on the PAY SITE will be free for use (and you will have special deals to grandfather you at a low rate forever :) ).Launch date is early September. I will update you here....

ALYSSA MILANO PHOTOSHOOT

2008-05-10T08:17:00.000-07:00

ALYSSA MILANO LESBIAN PHOTOSHOOT

Guys, as you know I do not endorse porn here on my blog. And I ALWAYS do something that has to do with feet. However, I just wanted to share this gem of a clip with you. There is no hard core sex nor any cheap lesbian action (so all you wankers get the fuck out and go somewhere else). This is an intensly acted lesbian sedution scene. Very well made and played if you ask me.

I find this clip to be very erotic and though you guys would appreciate some classy action, rather than the cheap shit you consume on other sites. As I mentioned before, next post is Julia Roberts. Have a great weekend.

Also, let me know if you like this kind of clips (celebrity erotic action). By this kind of clips I mean quality acting by a celebrity of an erotic scene (which means Sharon Stone sex scenes will never make it here).......

Cindy Crawford

2008-05-08T05:24:00.000-07:00

CINDY CRAWFORD'S FEET

I think Cindy Crawford actually looks better as she ages (which is unusual for a woman). I also always confuse her with Julia Roberts (which reminds me, NEXT POST is Julia Roberts). Am I the only one? Anyway, I think her feet are not feminine, that big toe is way too big for a woman’s foot and what’s up with the fourth toe on the right foot? Isn’t it way too long?

Anyways, it doesn’t matter, she is one hot sexy feminine sex goddess who I am sure is also a wonderful person and a great wife to the lucky bastard who managed to cage this lioness (I don’t hate him, I envy him for having the chance to wake up next to this beauty every morning and smell that sweet smell that only women and babies have).

Did I just ruin your jerk off session, freaks? Ha Ha. Sucks to be you!

Jaime Pressly

2008-05-02T19:06:00.000-07:00

JAMIE PRESSLY'S FEET

Ok, this is it, the question of hot girl + bad feet and would I do her is finally solved. Jamie is a hot girl, she does have what I would consider bad feet (that second toe is just too long and the entire arrangement is just not right...). HOWEVER, I would do her in a heart beat and I dont mean do her like you assholes would do her. I mean I would be willing to overlook the feet and ignor them forever because SHE IS TOO HOT TO HANDLE. Now there are not many girls who can pull such a trick, but Jamie is the one who can.

Disagree with me? Let me hear it.

Beverly Mitchell

2008-04-24T04:44:00.000-07:00

BEVERLY MITCHELL'S FEET

Hi guys, I know it has been a long time since, I promise to be better int he future. However, I am very very very buy these days so I am trying to find a technical solution to help me with uploading the pitcures.

Anyway, here is a little sweetheart. While her toes are kind of seperated from each other, I find her feet CUTE! However, she looks just too young and too nice for me. I need the bad girls look (can anyone say whorish????).

Thats all folks.... until next time..... fuck off!

Alyson Hannigan

2008-04-13T13:21:00.000-07:00

ALYSON HANNIGAN'S FEET

This is the girl I will always remember for saying "And one time, in band camp, I stuck a flute into my pussy”. I will always love her for busting my lungs laughing. However, when it comes to feet, while she does have tolerable feet, she does not have what I would call good feet.

I am very busy lately working on some venture I started so keep on visiting and looking at old posts. I will make sure to post a new girl every now and then.

Enjoy!

Joss Stone

2008-03-28T15:04:00.001-07:00

JOSS STONE'S FEET

She has very unremarkable feet. I am bored. Enjoy.

Sharon Stone

2008-03-02T20:33:00.000-08:00

SHARON STONE'S FEET

Holy cow is this a hot MILF or what?

Her feet are kind of wired...Look at the second picture, I dont know whats up with that.....

But look at the last picture (I slipped it just for you freaks, I mean it was in the movies so why not here).....

DANG is it hot here.......

Shakira

2008-02-25T15:56:00.001-08:00

SHAKIRA'S FEET

I HATE HER FEET. Short stubby toes.....holly cow what a turn off.

She is one sexy momma but her toes just killed it for me.....

La Tourtura would be sucking on these stubby toes.

But, again, this is me. What do you freaks think?

Christina Scabbia

2008-02-24T04:38:00.001-08:00

CHRISTINA SCABBIA'S FEET

This guy, Mr. !, writes to me how he loves Goth chicks and how this girl, Christina Scabbia, rocks his world....

I dont know, I dont dig her look (I am into blondes....boring me) but most of all, I dont dig her feet. Here is a classic case of eliminatin by feet. What kills it for me, as petty and as freaky as it sounds, is the second tow of her right foot.... Call me crazy, but that what reverse foot fetish does to the guy.

Your thoughts? (this means feel free to discuss in the reply section.... you lazy mother-fuckers).

Natasha Henstridge

2008-02-23T03:54:00.001-08:00

NATASHA HENSTRIDGE'S FEET

I was watching ELI STONE the other night and all of a sudden Natasha walks onto the screen. Where has she been since that Sci-Fi movie where she was this sex killer alien???

Anyway, she looks as good as she ever did and was heating up the night for me.

So I figured you guys would appreciate a look at one of Hollywoods "always-hot" girls' feet.

You Like?

Jennifer Love Hewitt

2008-02-18T06:11:00.000-08:00

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S FEET

She has ugly feet. Period.

What bother me here is that I think, she thinks her feet are OK, I mean, if I had ugly feet I would not wear open toe shoes to photo shoots. Was she not told that her feet are abnormal? Was she not told that when your fourth toe is the longest, something is not right with your feet?

Dang, I remember when she was considered hot.... what was the world thinking?

I think some people should be forbidden from wearing open toe shoes (Paris Hilton for example).... I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is certainly one of them!

Another interesting observation, check out Kate Beckinsale's post (below), they have the same ugly feet structure...the three middle toes are the same length and the pinky toe is too short....

Only Kate Beckinsale has a face of a beauty and Jennifer Love Hewitt has the face of a mouse...

Kate Beckinsale

2008-02-16T19:16:00.000-08:00

KATE BECKINSALE'S FEET

Yum yum yum what a sexy cat! She is one hot lady.

Her feet however are a bit boney and something about her fourth toe, being a bit too long, is just ruining it for me.

Short note, I am tired....

Enjoy!

Heidi Klum

2008-02-13T05:56:00.001-08:00

HEIDI KLUM'S FEET

I saw this picture of Will Ferrell and Heidi Klum (from his new movie) and it got me thinking of Heidi.

What can I say about Heidi? She is the real deal! For most of you toe sucking fags (and the few gentlemen who frequent this blog) I bet Bar Refaeli is the epitome of hotness but for me, Bar does not stand a chance next to Heidi.... I mean this fine specimen of the female species gets high marks in every category - feet, legs, body and best of all FACE..... Bar Refaeli looks to me like a 12 years old with large cans....

But I am interested in hearing your opinion so please check your preference in the survey on the right.

All I have to say is that Seal is the luckiest man alive!

Jessica Simpson

2008-02-07T06:25:00.001-08:00

JESSICA SIMPSON'S FEET

Jessica used to be America's sweetheart (or at least she used to be my sweetheart) but then we all got introduced to her father, lip synching sister and her brain power....

Holly god how stupid girls turn me off. I don’t care how pretty they are, if they’re stupid, they don’t perform well in bed. But I guess you retards wont even know what a real woman is, being that your recent dates must have been made out of paper (centerfolds) or plastic (blow up dolls).

I don’t know about you guys (most of you probably jerk off 3 - 10 times a day and work at some dead-end job for minimum pay - yes, I have no love for you cheap mother-fuckers who cant press the donate button and give $1 to the Guy) but for me, some street smarts and some schooling is a must (well, unless it is a one night stand, then I don’t even want to know her name, much less about her history and education).

But that’s me, most of you probably have limited vocabulary (Cum, Jeez, fuck, screw, pump her up.... and I missing anything?), brain power or economical means to get a decent lay and will grab the first non-male creature that comes along....

Anyway back to the subject of Jessica Simpson and away from you douche-bags.

Jessica has this type of blend boring sexless look that does not do it for me. God forbid she try to act, I go limp for a week (Dukes of Hazzard anyone?).

Her feet are too narrow and her toes are too long.

But again, that’s me...

GhetToes

2008-02-06T12:06:00.001-08:00

Guys,

Meet GhetToes, GhetToes, meet the guys.

Now who wants to lick LOL.

BAR REFAELI

2008-02-05T08:45:00.001-08:00

BAR REFAELI'S FEET

This is the Israeli chick that is banging Leo DeCaprio. The lucky bastart really knows how to pick them! She is HHHHOOOTTTT and her feet are not bad either.

I have nothing bad to say about her, she has striking face (unlike Ivanka Trump) and AMAZAZING body. In my opinion she has the hottest body from all of the ladies that I have posted thus far.

New Rules for replying to posts

2008-02-03T05:10:00.000-08:00

Due to the fact that one douche-bag has written some comments that I had to erase this morning, I want to make sure were all on the same age:

(1) If you post a comment using language that you would not use at home talking to your own mother or sister, you better identify yourself, (with a nickname) otherwise, your comment will be erased.

(2) If you dont like the blog, PLEASE, dont come here....there are other foot sites on the web, find them and enjoy....

Thats it, other than that, anything goes.

And just for reading that, here is a picture of Beth Ostrowski's feet (Howard Stern's girlfriend):

IVANKA TRUMP

2008-01-30T17:16:00.000-08:00

IVANKA TRUMP'S FEET

As the old song from Cabaret goes: "Money makes the world go around, the world go around, the world go around...."
Here is what I think, we are all a bit blind by the celebrity status of this chick provided by her PR wizard of a dad, Donald Trump. HOWEVER, while she is pretty (yet artificially enhanced - boob job) I believe that without the money and last name, this girl would have married a cop from Jersey, had three kids and probably one affair with her neighbor lawyer...meaning: she would have been a pretty nobody.
What am I trying to say? I am saying that we are all blinded or biased by her father's money. She is no hottie nor she is particularly smart... I saw her on the Apprentice a couple of times and just fell a sleep... actually, I did not, I was hoping that her attention whore dad will make her break into a sexy stripper's dance right in the middle of the show and then we could all see the goods.
Her feet are OK at best and the entire package is absolutely a 7 in my book (her face is the biggest problem she has, in my opinion). BUT since she does stand to inherit a ton of mulah and since she is a celebrity, I bet many of you will write how hot she is....
Now what say you?

Diane Lane

2008-01-29T11:17:00.000-08:00

DIANE LANE'S FEET

Holly crap! IS she the total package or what? No matter what age, this woman is AMAZAZING!!!

And her feet are not bad either! I have like 50 pictures of her but I am saving them for the upcoming site....

Toe King - Much Love!

Toe King is the ONLY guy who figured out how to use the donate button on the top left and actually sent money. And he writes well too! Life membership awarded!

Need your advice

2008-01-23T10:33:00.000-08:00

Hi guys,

As you know I am a busy person who is doing this on the side.

However, I think there is a strong group of visitors who deserves much better than what is going on here. So, I want to share with you my thoughts regarding the site I am designing and see if you have anything to add to it:

(1) The home page will have a display of the latest 10 pictures to be added to the site and will update dynamically as the pictures are added.

(2) The site will have a PAID section and a FREE section.

(3) All users PAID and FREE will have to register in order to use either of the portions.

(4) The Free section will contain 5 - 10 top celebrities (to be changes each month) and a forum where members (only registered members) will be able to comment and discuss.

(5) The PAID section ($5.00 per month or $30 per year) will have full access to all archives AND members will be able to comment on specific celebrity profiles - I like her, I harte her, I would bang her etc...

(6) Now here is the good thing: FREE and PAID members will be able to UPLOAD their own pictures and I will include them in the archives if their any good. If a member uploads a picture, they get a credit worth ($0.25 cents - so if you upload 12 pictures that are accepted, you get a CREDIT of $3.00 hence you can use it for a FREE month)!

(7) PAID members will be able to add alerts to their account so if a new picture of say Nichole Kidman is added, they will be alerted by email.

CJ, Joe Blow and Toe King get free memberships for life!

An so will anyone who gets a nickname and starts responding with interesting responses to my posts.

So comment and let me know if you like this idea and also what ideas you may have to add.

Also, did you cheap mother fuckers notice the DONATE button on the top, it is time to start sending your Pal GUY some molah.....its only $1......show your love mother fuckers.

Oh and a special word for MARK - Youre a FAG but if you send $1 and also start commenting nicely, you'll get into the PAID site free for life too.....

So let me hear what you have to say.

Here is a piucture of Marylin Monroe just so you know, I got tons of others not seen yet!

Katherine Heigl

2008-01-22T06:27:00.001-08:00

KATHERINE HEIGL'S FEET

Hi guys,

Here is an amazing woman who is HOT, FUNNY, PRETTY and overall a cool person (did you guys see her on Letterman? I wanted to eat her up....No,I did not mean it like you dirty demented freaks think, but yes, I would gladly eat her up that way too...ha ha).

Anyway, I consider her a keeper. BUT if we must analyse her feet - the second toe (right next to the big toe) could be shorter.... other than that, I LIKEY!

What say you?

Oh and before I forget, I read everything you guys write in the comments, why dont you all learn from CJ and Joe Blow and provide your views to our constructive and interesting discussion (see the Jennifer Aniston Post's comments to understand what I am talking about).

Jennifer Aniston

2008-01-18T09:10:00.001-08:00

JENNIFER ANISTON'S FEET

OK guys, I need your help. WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THE FUSS ABOUT WITH THIS GIRL. I mean, yes, she is cute and yes, I wouldn't throw her out of bed unless I wanted to do it on the floor but HELL, she is NOT that hot.....

What do you think?

Hillary Duff

2008-01-15T08:05:00.000-08:00

HILLARY DUFF'S FEET

Yum Yum! Thats all I have to say about Hillary. Her feet are not bad. I mean the toes are short and stubby but not too bad. Overall she has clean features and her looks is DELISH!

Kids, Thank you for stopping your idiotic posts in the replies.

Some Moron commented that this post is the same as the old post of Hillary. Please review the old one here: http://celebritytoejam.blogspot.com/2007/07/evangeline-lilly-hillary-duff.html

none of the pictures is the same. MORON.

Katie Holmes

2008-01-10T06:31:00.001-08:00

KATIE or KATE HOLMES' FEET

This one does nothing for me. I have no clue what Tom Cruise found in this one. I mean her face are really pretty and sweet but nothing that makes you want to rip her clothes off. Her body is like a 12 year old boys body and her feet....GOD HELP US!

But maybe I dont know what I am talking about. So let me know what you think.

ALSO:

CJ youre right, there is a faggy little brat that thinks we all need to know about his cum and small penis. There is nothing much I can do in this format (hence the reason for my working on the PAY site).

Mark, in light of the immature guys who are obviously hard core gays, I expect you to make tons of friends here. Good for you buddy.

Jennifer Garner

2008-01-09T05:26:00.000-08:00

JENNIFER GARNER'S FEET

Wow, we got a hottie on our hands today guys. Jen Garner has always been a favorite of mine especially since that episode when she walks into a room (on a plane) dressed in a bikini and a whip....Oh My God.....She looked stunning!

But look carefully guys, do her feet look ok to you? I think there is some problem with her right pinky toe...... What say you?

And now for some house cleaning:

MARK - You’re still a fag.

CJ - Love ya man!

To all retards that have to comment using stories about their cocks and shafts and cum and geez.. PLEASE..... save us the pleasure of knowing what you are doing in your own freaky life. Unless you're gay and think other guys like to know about your little pencil pricks.

Anne Hathaway

2007-12-28T07:22:00.001-08:00

ANNE HATHAWAY'S FEET

I opened this post with a nice picture of Ms. Hathaway. Because I am nice.

But I have to say that I am not impressed with her body (to say the least, yet stay on the nice side of things). I mean, look at her bikini shots....I was snoring away as I gazed at her blend, unremarkable body.

I hope, for her boyfriend (or girlfriend) sake that she is a freak in the bed because she is not much to look at otherwise.

HOWEVER - She does have pretty face and her feet are not that bad....

So all in all the grade I give her is - YAWN...... (OK so that was not that nice, but still... I am trying).

Britney Spears

2007-12-22T07:41:00.000-08:00

BRITNEY SPEARS' FEET

I tried to put previously unseen pictures of Britney here (look at the first one - her feet actually look good in it).

What you guys may not know is that Britney LOVES to have her feet kissed and eaten by guys. Too bad she is too much of a SKANK these days....

There was a time where I would have given my left nut to have that piece of ass. BUT through hard work and unbelievable dumbness this white trash piece of ass ruined everything she built. And if this is not enough there comes her little sister and shows the world that stupidity and self distruction runs in the family.

I could not stop laughing when I read that Britney's mom was writting a parenting book....What the fuck.....it is almost liek the devil writing a book on kindness....,

I have nothing to say about Britney, she is a gonner.....however, wouldn't you FREAKS agree that in the first picture, her feet look great?

In general, I have no clue what to make of her god ugly ass feet - the big toe is WAY too big and then the second toe is way too short....Ihad a girlfriend who has that and she was dumped the first time I had the pleasure of viewing her strange feet (remember, I have reverse foot fetish).

CJ, youre right, I will post another celebrity pretty soon, If the others did not vote Britney so high, you would have been seeing someone else..... hang in there buddy, better feet are comin'.

Jaime Lynn Spears

2007-12-18T19:20:00.000-08:00

JAIME LYNN SPEARS' FEET

WOW, two posts in one day - but you guys know I had to! I mean Jamie Lynn Spears is fucking pregnant at 16!!! I mean, what the fuck???? OK here is the exception to the underage rule I stated in my last post (Natalie Portman) - If your fucking underage girl is fucking around and is publically announces that she is fucking around by fucking telling the entire fucking world that she is fucking pregnant then I am fucking going to post her fucking feet pictures here and I don’t care what you freaks write in the comments about tearing it up and what not....

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

I guess the Spears sisters are competing who is going to be the biggest train wreck....

They both had the world on a string wrapped around their fingers (yes, I listen to Frankie... or Mr. S whatever you call the god of singing) and both are working diligently at destroying every piece of good thing they got.

I am not letting my kids watch Zoey 101 anymore, what the fuck does this little slut has to teach my kids??? How to get knocked up at 16?? What happened to condoms? What happened to non white trash thinking?

Am I alone here in thinking that the Spears, Lohan and Hilton clans are poisoning every bit of American dignity that is left? I mean our culture is in the garbage and that is a given but now all the celebrity stories are just shameful....

CJ, help me out here, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL???

(Assface Mark - you keep you pie-hole shut.... no one wants to know what you think).

To sum it up: This is what happens when daddy is not home and mommy is too busy running her kids careers to look around and smell the coffee or cum or whatever it is her two little sluts are drinking every morning (is there a daddy spears? if so, where is he?)

Natalie Portman

2007-12-18T09:21:00.000-08:00

NATALIE PORTMAN'S FEET

FIRST OF ALL - I have to apologize, I will not publish Miley Cyruss' feet pictures in the near future. And the reason is - SHE IS UNDERAGED and I know all you guys are looking at these pictures for sexual satisfaction reasons. I have to say that as a father I would not want my underaged daughter's pictures (dressed or naked) circulated over the net and have some guys jerk off to them (especially ASSFACE MARK from response #6 to Carmen Electra and Response #2 to Kat Von D). This site has taken a turn into the sexual realm and I will not, knowingly, post any underaged girls here. I hope you all uderstand.

CJ, bro, you have to tame down the language (see reply in KAT VON D). I LOVE your enthusiasm (and loyalty - as I said before, even if I turn this to a pay site, your membership is FREE!) BUT please....no tearning up of anything (Well, unless you have a baseball bat and Mark's asshole together at the same place - in that case, tear it up and have fun...).

So just FYI the next posts in order of appearance are:

(1) Natalie Portman
(2) Britney Spears
(3) Anne Hathaway
(4) Marilyn Monroe

OK, Enjoy Natalie's feet - And let me know what you think. I think she has ugly toes but still she is a very pretty woman so in my book she is a keeper (unlike Barf Feet Kat Von D....).

KAT VON D

2007-12-12T10:23:00.001-08:00

KAT VON D's FEET

This is th chick from LA Ink. Personally, I think she is ugly BUT I dig her drive and creativity so as long as she doesnt want sex from me, we could be good friends.

What do you guys think of her feet though? I have been running across some pretty bad feet lately (Anne Hathaway, Natalie Portman) and this seems to be the trend.... Am I the only one who find this kind of feet (long toes, no definition or shape) unattractive?

Express yourselve bitches, let me know what you think.

Oh and by the way, apperantly Mark's note (Carmen Electra reply #6) got me so pissed I have been posting every day now..... Wow, soon I will put so much time into tis, it will make sense to turn it into a pay site (not expensive, yet....PAYING!)....

Did you guys know that I get a 1000 visitors per day now?

THANKS!

CATHERINE BELL

2007-12-11T08:34:00.000-08:00

CATHERINE BELL'S FEET

This is the chick from JAG and she is hot!

I love them real and beautiful rather than plastic dolls (see - Pamela Anderson).

But thats just me.

Rachel Bilson

2007-12-07T05:25:00.000-08:00

RACHEL BILSON'S FEET

Who the hell is she?

She has got the most forgetable look in the business HOWEVER, She has good feet in my opinion.

She is NOT bangable though.... sort of the lame girl next door who you never notice kind of look.

Oh and before I forget, MARK (from reply #6 of the Carmen Electra post) - GO FUCK YOUSELF ! if you dont like this BLOG or the rate at which I publish stuff..... just go away. I owe you nothing.

Just a news flash - I have other businesses to attend to, this is a hobby BLOG but as soon as I have a couple of seconds, I will turn this primo feet BLOG (more than 200 visitors per day) into a paying site. Then cheap hacks like you wont be able to watch the goods without laying a dollar or two on the table. Also, if youre so inclined to show me how wrong I am about you, feel free to DONATE on the top left.

Otherwise shut the fuck up and enjoy the free show, you whiny cheap bitch.

Carmen Electra

2007-11-09T19:11:00.001-08:00

CARMEN ELECTRA'S FEET

OK nothing much to say here, she is HOT and her feet are nice!

Kelly Ripa

2007-10-21T13:56:00.001-07:00

KELLY RIPA'S FEET

What can I say, she is not my cup of tea...
But I guess some see her as a sexy bombshell...
Every time I see her on the morning show I want to smack her face...
I guess it is just me...
She has cute feet but nothing to write home about.

Charlize Theron

2007-10-11T07:24:00.001-07:00

CHARLIZE THERON'S FEET

So congratulations to Charlize for being named the sexiest woman alive.

I agree with this choice. But not for the reason you perverts think.

I mean you guys would probably vote for any woman who can pull this pose:

However, to me, the picture below is the winner. I mean, look at her face, look at her eyes...

this is the kind of woman who needs to be loved slowly and deeply. This is the kind of woman who deserves a proper make out session prior to any real love making. Dang, perverts and gents, this is a woman who needs to be appreciated prior to being devoured!

I mean, a slow kiss as you stand behind her, one hand guiding her mouth to yours while the other embraces her and caresses her neck as you slowly work your deep passionate kiss.....

This is how this kind of woman should be loved.

Oh and regarding her feet - WHO THE FUCK CARES - I mean - LOOK AT THIS ANGEL!!!

Who agrees with me?

Pamela Anderson

2007-10-09T12:16:00.001-07:00

Ok everyone I know most times you see a banner ad and its a scam for some stupid thing that will never do what it says. The banner below, for ugotitfirst.com is a link to a really great deal. Basically advertisers pay you to send you coupons to your phone. Essentially, the advertising middleman is cut out and you make some risidual cash. Its not a ton of money, but usually its enough to pay your cell bill each month Anyway, its worth a try, I have been happy with it so far

PAMELA ANDERSON'S FEET

hat can I say about this plastic woman - she is trash in my book. I mean look at the guys she hung out with and who she married.... nuff said.

Oh and her feet are not something to write home about either....

The Olsen Twins

2007-10-05T13:33:00.000-07:00

THE OLSEN TWINS' FEET

As promised, here they are in all their glory....

HOWEVER, these two girls (yes, they will never be women to me) are so plain and not sexy....

Their feet are cute and cool. But I cannot bring myself to WANT these two. Well, come to think of it, as a package of two sisters I would definitly be interested but seperately, they are like little unsexy girls....

What a waste of sexy feet!

Roselyn Sanchez

2007-10-04T05:35:00.001-07:00

ROSELYN SANCHEZ' FEET

You asked for it, CJ.

However, I have to voice my opinion.... she does not have delicate feet. That big toe is definitly too big and it kind of gives her, in my mind, a pesant look..... Her feet are way too strong for a beautiful delicate woman.... but this is me.

As I always say, I wouldnt throw her out of my bed unless I wanted to do her on the carpet...

So there!

Just FYI, I had a kick ass OLSEN TWINS posting scheduled for today but CJ had a special request and since he is one of the few that takes care of me, I take care of him (CJ, youre a dude, right?).

Start working BITCHES or no candy from uncle Guy!

Reese Witherspoon

2007-10-02T06:54:00.001-07:00

REESE WITHERSPOON'S FEET

Ok Continuing the discussion of beautiful women with bad feet. Would you gyus agree that Reese does not have nice feet? I mean her feet are not nasty like Paris Hilton's, Britney Spears' or Vanessa Hudgens' but still - they are not pretty!!!

However, if I had my pick of a celebrity woman, Reese would be it! Yes I admit it, the girl has bad feet but, dang, she is beautiful (I really dig her look) and for some reason I think she is a very cool person in real life.... So here is my answer to the survey on the right:

I WILL IGNOR THE BAD FEET....

Case closed!

Christina Aguilera

2007-09-27T13:17:00.000-07:00

CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S FEET

OK, look at the first picture, girlfriend has definitly got beauty. HOWEVER, she does he ugly feet (whose with me?).

QUESTION (PArticipate in survey on the right): Would you do a pretty girl with ugly feet? For me the answer is ABSO-FUCKING-LUTLY!!!!!!!!!

Also: You guys seem to be neglecting me here.....I thought we all discussed our roles. SO get working BITCHES! Or Daddy will not give you candy!
(CJ Youre ok.... I am talking about the rest of the ungreatful foot freaks who think everything in life is FREE).

Feet discussion

2007-09-24T08:03:00.000-07:00

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD - LOOK AT THE POLL ON THE RIGHT

Are you guys insane? Who in the hell would choose Vanessa Hudgens feet as pretty feet? Dang she looks like a little troll in some of the puctures and her feet are really nasty.....

Please, please, please leave a comment explaining to me HOW IN THE HELL you could think her feet are pretty? I mean she is no Paris Hilton when it comes to fugly feet but she does not have pretty feet.

Come to think about it, maybe the poll, did not give many options....

OK Next week there will be another poll and I will include Vanessa..... I sure hope she doesnt come even close to winning......

Please propose your prettiest feet contenders (there are a ton of women on this blog so feel free to suggest them and I will have links to the specific posts where their feet are featured....

Am I the only one who thinks Angelina Jolie has the prettiest feet?

Jessica Alba

2007-09-23T12:51:00.001-07:00

JESSICA ALBA'S FEET

What can I say, she is HOT and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL!

Oh and her feet are not bad either.

Denise Richards

2007-09-19T08:04:00.001-07:00

DENISE RICHARDS' FEET

I wrote this big thing about Denise because there was a time that I truely loved everything about this girl. However, recent events made me realize that beauty is indeed skin deep (for the 1000 time...).

What can I say, when someone with angelic beauty like Denise shows up, I immidiately think that they are as beautiful on the inside as they are on the outside.

I thank god everyday for the woman in my life. She is indeed an angel (and yes, she is hot!)

Brooke Hogan

2007-09-16T13:17:00.001-07:00

BROOKE HOGAN'S FEET
Dang, some people see her as an ugly transvestite, but to me she looks like a blond who can take a pounding by large machinery (if you know what I mean) and to me, this is enough.... I appreciate you guys sharing this spiritual moment with me..... As you will learn, I am deep when it comes to what really matters..... LOL

Vanessa Hudgens

2007-09-13T13:13:00.000-07:00

VANESSA HUDGENS' FEET
I dont know, maybe I am too old....I just dont get this girl....not sexy, not appealing, NOTHING..... am I losing it?

Ashley Tisdale

2007-09-10T03:33:00.001-07:00

ASHLEY TISDALE'S FEET
Guys, maybe I am turning old so I dont get it but what the hell is all the fuss about this boring creature?

Oh, and CJ, I do read your commenst and do give a damn.... so keep it up buddy!

Caprice Bourret

2007-09-09T17:20:00.000-07:00

CAPRICE BOURRET'S FEET
Yummy MILF of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hayden Panettiere

2007-09-08T07:24:00.001-07:00

HYDENS PANETTIERE'S FEET

She just turned 18 so now its legal to do the dirty with her...

Eva Mendes & Katie Couric

2007-08-27T14:52:00.000-07:00

EVA MENDES' FEET
For some reason you guys love her...so enjoy!

KATIE COURIC'S FEET

I dont know what to say about this one, she is too old to be evaluated by a kid like me....

Stacey Keibler

2007-08-26T06:45:00.000-07:00

STACEY KEIBLER'S FEET
She was so hot on Dancing with the Stars but then she showed her wired face in What About Brian and I have lost interest....

Elisha Cuthbert

2007-08-23T09:25:00.000-07:00

ELISHA CUTHBERT 'S FEET
For some reason some of you freaks think she has the feet of a goddess...I just dont see it. Anyway, I am opening the floor to requests....Ask and you shall receive..... whose feet would you like to see next and why? Use the comments to communicate your requests.

Heather Locklear

2007-08-19T08:24:00.000-07:00

HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S FEET
She was always on my list of pretty ladies. However, I have a real problem with her taste in men.... Guess little Ms. goodie two shoes is a lady on the street but a freak in the bed... Oh god, how I love that in a woman!

Brooke Burke & Eva Mendes

2007-08-17T19:37:00.000-07:00

BROOKE BURKE'S FEET
Holy mother of god is she hot or what!!!!!!!!!!

EVA MENDES' FEET

For some reason a ton of you guys love her, I mean she is OK but Dang, I would take Brooke Burke any day before I will let Eva on.....

Jessica Biel

2007-08-13T18:56:00.000-07:00

OK Guys, someone left a comment on the last post. That started me thinking: I spend time looking for pictures over the net and posting them here. I am also working on a kick ass website that is going to make your life and mine a lot easier... BUT how do you guys repay me? Do you click on the Google Ads so I can make a buck or two? Do you support my other sponsor (www.ugotitfirst.com)? The answer is NO! So man up you freaks! You like celebrity feet? Well I will start bringing them more often if I see some appreciation! So start supporting my advertisers!

JESSICA BIEL'S FEET

(Is it me or she is the most over rated normal looking girl in history of time?)

Anglina Jolie

2007-08-08T13:08:00.001-07:00

ANGELINA JOLIE'S FEET
(To me, she is perfect!)

I got tons more pictures, I am working on getting a website up. Stay tuned... Its going to be fun!

Victoria Beckham & Nichole Kidman

2007-08-06T15:08:00.000-07:00

VICTORIA BECKHAM'S FEET
(Alien girl has nice nipples..... but god ugly feet!)

NICHOLE KIDMAN'S FEET

(How boring are they???)

Ashely Simpson & Carol Smillie

2007-07-30T11:15:00.000-07:00

ASHLEY SIMPSON'S FEET
(Jessica's little sister is hotter!)

CAROL SMILLIE'S FEET
(WHO IS SHE??? HELP!)

Kaley Cuoco & Denise Van Anouten

2007-07-24T07:45:00.000-07:00

KALEY CUOCO'S FEET

(Who is she??? HELP!!!)

DENISE VAN ANOUTEN'S FEET

(Who is she? Anyone??)

Stacey Ferguson & Tara Reid

2007-07-18T07:49:00.000-07:00

STACEY FERGUSON'S FEET
(I do not know whay I even bother.... Does anyone on this planet think she is hot?)

TARA REID'S FEET
(I have to say, the girl is dog poop....she is so unimpressive on so many levels that I cannot even start telling you what a waste this cutie-has-been is..... God how I loved her in American Pie...... what the FUCK did she do to herslef?)

I put only one picture of her becuase she makes me sick!

Keira Knightley & Jennifer Aniston

2007-07-16T12:23:00.000-07:00

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY'S FEET
(WOW, She is a knockout!)

JENNIFER ANISTON'S FEET

(What a forgetable woman......I dont know why, her beauty does not move me)

Cemron Diaz - new stuff

2007-07-13T08:49:00.000-07:00

MORE OF CAMERON DIAZ' FEET
(Cameron and I have a love hate relationship. We are now in the LOVE period.)

Shannon Elizabeth

2007-07-09T12:32:00.000-07:00

SHANNON ELIZABETH'S FEET
(This woman is SMOKING hotttttttttt......)

Now I think Jessica Biel is nothing compared to Shannon Elizabeth.... I would love to hear your arguments to the contrary.

By the way, Jessica Biel will be on the next post..... stay tuned....also submit requests.....you guys are such douche bags for watching but not leaving any replies......

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Britney Spears

2007-07-06T16:30:00.000-07:00

BRITNEY SPEARS' FEET
(THE QUEEN OF FUNKY TOES....not to mention everything else funky......in one word: "YUK")

Jenna Jameson & Ashley Simpson

2007-07-05T10:09:00.001-07:00

JENNA JAMESON'S TOES
(Dang, how the mighty have fallen...)

From a dream girl to a walking nightmare.... (what the hell does Tito Ortis see in this shriveled up fuck bag...?)

ASHLEY SIMPSON'S TOES
(Jessica's little sister is a FOX!)

Evangeline Lilly & Hillary Duff

2007-07-02T12:00:00.000-07:00

EVANGELINE LILLY'S TOES
(What a pretty lady. And the toes are not bad too!)

EVANGELINE LILLY GLAMOR SHOTS

AND A TREAT!!! EVANGELINE LILLY'S AUDITION TAPE

HILLARY DUFF'S FEET

(Wow, I did not know she had such fat toes)

HILLARY'S ONLY SONG THAT I CAN BARE TO LISTEN TO (Remixed...)

Aria Giovanni

2007-06-30T06:42:00.000-07:00

ARIA GIOVANNI'S FEET (Penthouse Pet)
I dont know, I think her feet are not that sexy.....What do you think?

OK and now Aria Giovanni in full blast (Very sexy....)