Anne Hathaway

ANNE HATHAWAY'S FEET

I opened this post with a nice picture of Ms. Hathaway. Because I am nice.

But I have to say that I am not impressed with her body (to say the least, yet stay on the nice side of things). I mean, look at her bikini shots....I was snoring away as I gazed at her blend, unremarkable body.

I hope, for her boyfriend (or girlfriend) sake that she is a freak in the bed because she is not much to look at otherwise.

HOWEVER - She does have pretty face and her feet are not that bad....

So all in all the grade I give her is - YAWN...... (OK so that was not that nice, but still... I am trying).

Britney Spears

BRITNEY SPEARS' FEET

I tried to put previously unseen pictures of Britney here (look at the first one - her feet actually look good in it).

What you guys may not know is that Britney LOVES to have her feet kissed and eaten by guys. Too bad she is too much of a SKANK these days....

There was a time where I would have given my left nut to have that piece of ass. BUT through hard work and unbelievable dumbness this white trash piece of ass ruined everything she built. And if this is not enough there comes her little sister and shows the world that stupidity and self distruction runs in the family.

I could not stop laughing when I read that Britney's mom was writting a parenting book....What the fuck.....it is almost liek the devil writing a book on kindness....,

I have nothing to say about Britney, she is a gonner.....however, wouldn't you FREAKS agree that in the first picture, her feet look great?

In general, I have no clue what to make of her god ugly ass feet - the big toe is WAY too big and then the second toe is way too short....Ihad a girlfriend who has that and she was dumped the first time I had the pleasure of viewing her strange feet (remember, I have reverse foot fetish).

CJ, youre right, I will post another celebrity pretty soon, If the others did not vote Britney so high, you would have been seeing someone else..... hang in there buddy, better feet are comin'.

Jaime Lynn Spears

JAIME LYNN SPEARS' FEET

WOW, two posts in one day - but you guys know I had to! I mean Jamie Lynn Spears is fucking pregnant at 16!!! I mean, what the fuck???? OK here is the exception to the underage rule I stated in my last post (Natalie Portman) - If your fucking underage girl is fucking around and is publically announces that she is fucking around by fucking telling the entire fucking world that she is fucking pregnant then I am fucking going to post her fucking feet pictures here and I don’t care what you freaks write in the comments about tearing it up and what not....

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

I guess the Spears sisters are competing who is going to be the biggest train wreck....

They both had the world on a string wrapped around their fingers (yes, I listen to Frankie... or Mr. S whatever you call the god of singing) and both are working diligently at destroying every piece of good thing they got.

I am not letting my kids watch Zoey 101 anymore, what the fuck does this little slut has to teach my kids??? How to get knocked up at 16?? What happened to condoms? What happened to non white trash thinking?

Am I alone here in thinking that the Spears, Lohan and Hilton clans are poisoning every bit of American dignity that is left? I mean our culture is in the garbage and that is a given but now all the celebrity stories are just shameful....

CJ, help me out here, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL???

(Assface Mark - you keep you pie-hole shut.... no one wants to know what you think).

To sum it up: This is what happens when daddy is not home and mommy is too busy running her kids careers to look around and smell the coffee or cum or whatever it is her two little sluts are drinking every morning (is there a daddy spears? if so, where is he?)

Natalie Portman

NATALIE PORTMAN'S FEET

FIRST OF ALL - I have to apologize, I will not publish Miley Cyruss' feet pictures in the near future. And the reason is - SHE IS UNDERAGED and I know all you guys are looking at these pictures for sexual satisfaction reasons. I have to say that as a father I would not want my underaged daughter's pictures (dressed or naked) circulated over the net and have some guys jerk off to them (especially ASSFACE MARK from response #6 to Carmen Electra and Response #2 to Kat Von D). This site has taken a turn into the sexual realm and I will not, knowingly, post any underaged girls here. I hope you all uderstand.

CJ, bro, you have to tame down the language (see reply in KAT VON D). I LOVE your enthusiasm (and loyalty - as I said before, even if I turn this to a pay site, your membership is FREE!) BUT please....no tearning up of anything (Well, unless you have a baseball bat and Mark's asshole together at the same place - in that case, tear it up and have fun...).

So just FYI the next posts in order of appearance are:

(1) Natalie Portman
(2) Britney Spears
(3) Anne Hathaway
(4) Marilyn Monroe

OK, Enjoy Natalie's feet - And let me know what you think. I think she has ugly toes but still she is a very pretty woman so in my book she is a keeper (unlike Barf Feet Kat Von D....).