Oh how the mighty have fallen! I mean, this blog is called CELEBRITY Toe Jam and now Kate Upton, a nobody, a model that happened to appear in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, a person who is such no-celebrity that they Google their own name each and every day just to see what was written about them, is on Celebrity Toe Jam... I better change the name for this post to Models who may make it Toe Jam, just this once.
Anyway the reason I was bringing Ms. Upton to your consideration my freaky readers is simple: Don’t you think that Ms. Upton would serve humanity better as a porn star? I mean, there is nothing exceptional about her looks (well, nothing other than her being superbly HOT!). She doesn’t jump at me as a personality but rather a clothes hanger type model...
Am I alone here????
Oh and about her feet: Standard issue model feet, big feet (as they tend to be tall, those models), long toes but nothing ugly about them. Some of you may even find her feet sexy but as for me, I am bored, really bored by Ms. Upton.
I think I may stop now, I am falling asleep at the keyboard!
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lol
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