Oh Megan, how you blew it! I mean you were on top of the world, the new starlet to capture Hollywood's eye (and pretty much every man's desire, even if it was only for a one night stand). But you blew it and not by accident but by hard work. I mean, how stupid can you be? You knew you're not smart, I mean, I am sure you must have known or at least your unemployed boyfriend (now husband) must have known... how come no one told you to shut your trap? Why did you have to say everything that is stupid and provocative? In the name of what? of being seen as a smart person? WTF was going through your peanut brain?
Anyway, nowadays you’re a nobody (I really had to think hard if to even include you in this blog as you are not a celebrity anymore (maybe a Z list celebrity)... but you are a hot piece of ass so I figured, I might as well give my sick readers a reason to wank off to your cute feet.
YES, I said it, you have cute feet! (Although you may want to rethink those red flip-flops I see in almost every second picture in the collection I have)...
So bottom line: You're pretty. You have an issue with your thumbs (what’s up with that?). Your feet are absolutely cute. Your mouth should remain shut from now until eternity. As for your future in the entertainment industry, I got one word for you: PORN!
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