So what do we have here? I will tell you: the exact opposite of Megan Fox (from the last post). This woman is everything a guy should look for in a woman: Pretty, smart, funny, Talented and not that I know her or anything but from interviews I have seen, she has got a freaky (cool) side to her.
But this is celebrity feet blog so let’s get the ugly truth out in the open: She has webbed toes on her right foot. This used to be a big no-no for me at some point. However, since I have grown as a person (don’t worry I am still a douche...) I tend to skip minor details for the overall picture... so while she does not have the world’s most perfect feet, she will do... more than do... she is everything you freaks should aspire to find in a woman. Now get to jerking off and finish before reading my next hate filled paragraph.
Malin Akerman is everything that old bitch, Carmen Diaz, was supposed to be... however, Carmen chose to get old childless ( a career choice of a bitter cold bitch) and I bet that by the parade of guys who have passed through that meat hole she calls a vagina , she will also get old without a man to love her. I don’t mean she won’t have a man, she is good looking enough to get someone to pound her and in a hormone induced fit that poor sap may even admit his "love" for her... what I meant that she won’t ever have true love. Anyway back to Malin - this woman is a ray of sunshine is every movie she plays in. As a small non-VIP type guy, I think she is what old time movie actresses used to be, awe inspiring.
Bottom line mother fuckers: Malin is great and if you got problems with her feet (justified problems, I must admit), get the fuck over it. I like her and that should be enough for you morons with small dick and deformed vaginas (I know there are women among you) to go on.
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