Monday, February 18, 2008

Jennifer Love Hewitt

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S FEET

She has ugly feet. Period.

What bother me here is that I think, she thinks her feet are OK, I mean, if I had ugly feet I would not wear open toe shoes to photo shoots. Was she not told that her feet are abnormal? Was she not told that when your fourth toe is the longest, something is not right with your feet?

Dang, I remember when she was considered hot.... what was the world thinking?

I think some people should be forbidden from wearing open toe shoes (Paris Hilton for example).... I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is certainly one of them!

Another interesting observation, check out Kate Beckinsale's post (below), they have the same ugly feet structure...the three middle toes are the same length and the pinky toe is too short....

Only Kate Beckinsale has a face of a beauty and Jennifer Love Hewitt has the face of a mouse...



















Saturday, February 16, 2008

Kate Beckinsale

KATE BECKINSALE'S FEET

Yum yum yum what a sexy cat! She is one hot lady.

Her feet however are a bit boney and something about her fourth toe, being a bit too long, is just ruining it for me.

Short note, I am tired....

Enjoy!












Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Heidi Klum

HEIDI KLUM'S FEET

I saw this picture of Will Ferrell and Heidi Klum (from his new movie) and it got me thinking of Heidi.




What can I say about Heidi? She is the real deal! For most of you toe sucking fags (and the few gentlemen who frequent this blog) I bet Bar Refaeli is the epitome of hotness but for me, Bar does not stand a chance next to Heidi.... I mean this fine specimen of the female species gets high marks in every category - feet, legs, body and best of all FACE..... Bar Refaeli looks to me like a 12 years old with large cans....

But I am interested in hearing your opinion so please check your preference in the survey on the right.

All I have to say is that Seal is the luckiest man alive!






























Thursday, February 7, 2008

Jessica Simpson

JESSICA SIMPSON'S FEET

Jessica used to be America's sweetheart (or at least she used to be my sweetheart) but then we all got introduced to her father, lip synching sister and her brain power....

Holly god how stupid girls turn me off. I don’t care how pretty they are, if they’re stupid, they don’t perform well in bed. But I guess you retards wont even know what a real woman is, being that your recent dates must have been made out of paper (centerfolds) or plastic (blow up dolls).

I don’t know about you guys (most of you probably jerk off 3 - 10 times a day and work at some dead-end job for minimum pay - yes, I have no love for you cheap mother-fuckers who cant press the donate button and give $1 to the Guy) but for me, some street smarts and some schooling is a must (well, unless it is a one night stand, then I don’t even want to know her name, much less about her history and education).

But that’s me, most of you probably have limited vocabulary (Cum, Jeez, fuck, screw, pump her up.... and I missing anything?), brain power or economical means to get a decent lay and will grab the first non-male creature that comes along....

Anyway back to the subject of Jessica Simpson and away from you douche-bags.

Jessica has this type of blend boring sexless look that does not do it for me. God forbid she try to act, I go limp for a week (Dukes of Hazzard anyone?).

Her feet are too narrow and her toes are too long.

But again, that’s me...




























Wednesday, February 6, 2008

GhetToes

Guys,
Meet GhetToes, GhetToes, meet the guys.

Now who wants to lick LOL.


Tuesday, February 5, 2008

BAR REFAELI

BAR REFAELI'S FEET

This is the Israeli chick that is banging Leo DeCaprio. The lucky bastart really knows how to pick them! She is HHHHOOOTTTT and her feet are not bad either.

I have nothing bad to say about her, she has striking face (unlike Ivanka Trump) and AMAZAZING body. In my opinion she has the hottest body from all of the ladies that I have posted thus far.















Sunday, February 3, 2008

New Rules for replying to posts

Due to the fact that one douche-bag has written some comments that I had to erase this morning, I want to make sure were all on the same age:

(1) If you post a comment using language that you would not use at home talking to your own mother or sister, you better identify yourself, (with a nickname) otherwise, your comment will be erased.

(2) If you dont like the blog, PLEASE, dont come here....there are other foot sites on the web, find them and enjoy....

Thats it, other than that, anything goes.

And just for reading that, here is a picture of Beth Ostrowski's feet (Howard Stern's girlfriend):